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So, China Wins Again

2008-10-03T20:04:42Z

Despite committing an error almost DPRK-esque in magnitude, China will get to keep their team gold. What does this mean for Chinese gymnastics and gymnastics in general? 1.) China will continue falsifying ages. It's naive to think otherwise. They...

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Women's Preliminaries

2008-08-10T23:15:45Z

Spoilers, if you weren't a numbnut and stayed up all hours of the night, scrambling over the Internet trying to catch live feeds on CCTV-5 and elsewhere trying to watch live. BTW, NBC, you fail. Instead of wasting the energy shutting down the few ...

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China Internal Test Event

2008-04-25T03:36:27Z

So apparently China held an internal test event recently. News to you? To me, too. Wenshuli from one of the gym boards graciously provided information. The girls were divided into two teams: blue/white & red/yellow. Jiang Yuyuan (my favorite of t...

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Why The Uneven Bars Event Final Is Going To Be Awesome:

2008-04-23T02:43:37Z

Nastia Liukin Ksenia Semoynova He Kexin Beth Tweddle One of these ladies will not be on the podium. This is a final I am so looking forward to. *Note: I tried to find the latest videos of each girl, not necessarily the best. Obvio...

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A Quick Rundown of Past and Current Events

2008-04-15T20:19:20Z

World/Olympic rhythmic gymnast Alina Kabayeva is reportedly marrying outgoing Russian President Vladimir Putin. Um...yeah. NBC aired the Pacific Rim Championships: Dasha got a fluff! Elfi tried to imitate Dasha's accent. No, Elfi. Just...no. ...

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